Ruby is a beautiful language. It is expressive, elegant, and reads almost like English. This is exactly the problem. At some point, someone decided that because Ruby can read like English, it should read like English - and then they implemented the wrong kind of English. The kind where the subject comes last. This gem provides RuboCop cops that ban `unless` and multiline modifier conditionals, replacing them with explicit `if` forms that are easier to read, reason about, and review without mentally untangling a sentence that somebody wrote backwards and then had the nerve to commit.