lita-bus
A handler for Lita that throws someone under the bus.
Installation
Add lita-bus to your Lita instance's Gemfile:
gem "lita-bus"Usage
 [You] Lita: throw @human under the bus
[Lita] 
Patrick O'Brien just threw someone under the bus. How awful.
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